I used to be adorable.

Now I’m just a copywriter.

I’m Allen.
I write words, do strategy, and direct creative.
I currently work at Huge as a senior writer.

Please don’t call me a wordsmith or a storyteller.
We’re all better than that.

tl;dr

SERVICES

Copywriting
Campaigns
Strategy
Creative Direction
Verbal Identity
Messaging

CLIENTS

Google Fiber
Framework Computer
ZBiotics
Cooler Master
Zankou Chicken
BetterUp
BowFlex
Velotric
Happier
Verano

the nitty and/or gritty

My book, circa 2024
(I promise I’ll update when the world stops burning)

My resume, circa now
(properly juiced to appease our ATS overlords)

a/s/l

I have two neuro-spicy kids (16, 11) and four three mildly annoying pets (dog, dog, cat, cat RIP Charlie ❤️ ).
I have 14 years of relevant experience — 6 years of irrelevant work trauma.
I have a career path that could best be described as “atypical af.”

I like Italian aperitifs, anaerobic coffees, independent pro wrestling, and trans rights.
I dislike hazy IPAs, pseudoscience, em dash discourse, and white supremacy.

I’m based out of Oregon.
I just turned 40.
I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

like the cut of my jib?

Let’s talk.
(just don’t ask me what a jib is)

Not a fan? Let’s chat anyway.
I like a challenge.