I used to be adorable.

Then I became a copywriter.

I’m Allen.
I write words, do strategy, and direct creative.
I currently work at Google Fiber as lead brand copywriter.

Please don’t call me a wordsmith or a storyteller.
We’re all better than that.

tl;dr

SERVICES

Copywriting
Campaigns
Strategy
Creative Direction
Verbal Identity
Messaging

CLIENTS

Framework Computer
ZBiotics
Cooler Master
Zankou Chicken
BetterUp
BowFlex
Sprinkles
Velotric
Happier
Verano

the nitty and/or gritty

My book, circa 2024
(I promise I’ll update when the world stops burning)

My resume, circa now
(I’m not only a people-pleaser but an ATS-pleaser too)

a/s/l

I have two neuro-spicy kids (16, 11) and four mildly annoying pets (dog, dog, cat, cat).
I have 14 years of relevant experience — 6 years of irrelevant work trauma.
I have a career path that could best be described as “atypical af.”

I like Italian aperitifs, anaerobic coffees, Japanese pro wrestling, and trans rights.
I dislike hazy IPAs, pseudoscience, em dash discourse, and white supremacy.

I’m based out of Oregon.
I’m almost 40.
Ew.

like the cut of my jib?

Let’s talk.
(just don’t ask me what a jib is)

Not a fan? Let’s chat anyway.
I like a challenge.